A Pirate's Life For Me

     During the reign of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth I, there were several bands of pirates terrorizing English ships, and the most feared of all was Greybeard Coldiani! Coldiani captained the Black Death, ably assisted by his first mate, Tommy “Pretzelmaster” Smith. For the last 5 years, they had been attacking Her Majesty’s ships from a base on a small island just off the Isle of Wight. They would waylay and board the ships, killing all who resisted. Any women as well as the cuter guys were taken prisoner, and sold into slavery, although Greybeard kept the hottest young guys. After taking the prisoners, and any treasure aboard the ship, they would scuttle the ship, sending it, and any undesired prisoners to a watery grave.

     In between raids, the Captain and Pretzelmaster were lovers. They spent many nights between the sheets of Captain Coldiani’s king size bed. Whenever the Captain wanted to hook up with his first mate, he’d send a note to Tommy’s room. When Tommy came to the Captain’s quarters, and knocked on the door, Coldiani would pull open the door with gusto, grab Tommy by the waist, and literally throw him onto the bed. Then it was a race to see who could get naked first. Once naked, the Captain would kiss Tommy all over, then push his legs up, and enter Tommy’s hot, virile ass. And on rare occasions, the Captain would let Tommy lead and fuck him. Once they had finished their lovemaking, they’d fall asleep in each other’s embrace.

     One morning, following a night sharing the captain’s bed, First Mate Tommy arose and went up to the deck to scan the horizon for possible ships to plunder. At first, he saw nothing, but it was a hazy morning. As the haze parted, he looked again, and there, just a few hundred yards away, was a merchant ship flying Her Majesty’s flag.  Tommy hurriedly woke the Captain, and got the rest of the crew on deck. They were going to attack and capture this prize! They quickly fired a shot over the bow of the merchant ship, and demanded it to prepare for boarding. To their delight and surprise, the ship hove to immediately. The pirates quickly boarded the ship. There was a captain, and a crew of about 20 young men, all in their early to mid twenties. The crew was quickly bound, and placed in the hold of the pirate ship. Captain Greybeard intended to sell most of them into slavery, but there were half a dozen that were up to his standards in men, and they would be given the choice of either becoming his sex slaves or walking the plank. Upon further exploration of the merchant ship, which was named the Tudor Rose, there was found a quantity of gold, silver and precious jewels. The pirates took all of this treasure. There were also a few passengers. Most were older merchants, who were put in a lifeboat and lowered into the sea. But there was a young lady, very beautiful, with light brown hair and a ready smile. She was the daughter of one of the merchants. Tommy, who unlike the captain was bi, immediately fell under her spell. He claimed her for himself. The captain of the Tudor Rose was too old to sell into slavery, and releasing him with the merchants was too risky. Captain Greybeard and Tommy conferred, and decided the captain must die. They bound him hand and foot in his cabin, and then everyone else left the ship. Once all were safely back aboard the Black Death, the Tudor Rose was cut loose, and a cannonball fired into her midsection, sending her and the captain down to a watery grave in Davy Jones locker.

     Now that the Tudor Rose had been sunk, Captain Greybeard went down to the hold, and had his men separate the six captives he had chosen for himself. All six were given a choice, either become Greybeard’s sex slaves, or walk the plank! Surprisingly, three men, the first mate, the purser, and the cabin boy, all refused to be sex slaves. They were immediately led on deck and had their hands and feet bound. They also had weights tied around their waists. Then they were forced at sword point out onto the plank one by one. When they reached the end, they were shoved into the sea. Their hands and feet being bound prevented them from swimming, and the weights insured that they would sink and drown.

     Once this was done, Tommy retired to his cabin, and the wench he had claimed from the ship. He soon found her name was Heather Anne, and she was 22. She also had fallen for Tommy, a young, strapping 25 year old. They would come to spend many days walking the deck of the Black Death, and many more alone in Tommy’s cabin, doing what young lovers do. The only person unhappy with this was Captain Greybeard. Although he had his stable of sex slaves, including the new ones, he missed his nights with Tommy, and was growing more jealous of Heather Anne by the day. He finally confronted Tommy one day, and told him how much he missed their time together. Tommy apologized, but reassured the captain that while he liked Heather Anne, his heart still belonged to the captain. The captain warned Tommy that the wench had fallen for him far too quickly, and must be up to something. Also, he reminded Tommy that the only good wench was a dead one! Tommy told him that he didn’t believe it and that the captain was just jealous. The captain then gave Tommy an order, that they were sailing to the Barbary Coast in northern Africa, and that once they arrived, Heather Anne would be sold into slavery! Tommy was crestfallen, but he knew to disobey a direct order from the captain would mean certain death.

   Following the discussion with the captain, Tommy returned to his cabin and broke the news to Heather Anne. She broke down in tears at the thought of being sold into slavery. Tommy tried to comfort her, and after about ten minutes, Heather Anne calmed down, and seemed resigned to her fate. She asked how long the voyage would last, and Tommy told her it should take about 3 days. She then offered to cook Tommy and the captain a special dinner on her last night aboard. She had cooked dinner for Tommy before, and he knew she was a great cook.

     On the last evening aboard the Black Death, Heather Anne went into the galley and prepared dinner for the captain and Tommy. The menu included baked fish, potatoes and a tart for dessert, with rum as the beverage of choice. But unknown to the captain or Tommy, she had laced everything with a powerful sleeping drug. Tommy and the captain ate heartily, and thoroughly enjoyed their meal. The captain even began to doubt his earlier comments about Heather Anne. Shortly after the meal, both Tommy and the captain said that they were tired and were going to retire to the Captain’s quarters for the night. Heather Anne waited about 30 minutes, then snuck down to the Captain’s quarters. She slowly pulled the door ajar, and saw both the Captain and Tommy totally naked and sound asleep in the bed. She went up on deck, and hoisted a piece of white cloth up the flagpole. This was the signal her confederates had been waiting for. Suddenly, a fleet of Her Majesty’s warships pulled alongside the Black Death and the English soldiers boarded her. After a short battle with the crew, the pirates surrendered, wondering why their captain and first mate had not helped them. They soon had their answer, as the bound Captain and First mate were brought up from the cabin, still sleeping peacefully.

     The captain and Tommy awoke in the brig aboard the warship, King Henry VIII. Shortly after awakening, Tommy had a visitor, Heather Anne. By now, he and the captain had figured out that she had been the cause of their undoing. “Heather Anne! Why did you betray me? I loved you!” “Tommy, you loved my body, not me. As to why, my father was not some merchant aboard the Tudor Rose, like I told you. He was the captain of the Tudor Rose! The man you bound in his cabin, before sinking his ship and drowning him. But we knew about your weakness for women. My purpose in being aboard the ship was to lure you with my charms. And you fell head over heels for me, like a little puppy dog! Your captain was right. I was planted aboard the ship, and I was plotting your downfall from the moment our eyes first met. Once you and the captain were asleep, I simply sent my signal to the fleet. And now, I’m going to enjoy seeing you hang for murdering my father and my fiancée!” “Fiancee, what fiancée?” “The young cabin boy, you fool. He was really 23 years old, and Jeremy was the love of my life.”

     The fleet soon returned to London with its prize. Most of the pirates were hung at Tyburn Square for the crime of piracy, although a few younger members of the crew were sent to the royal prison for terms of 20 years to life, depending on the mercy of the queen. Now it was the turn of Captain Greybeard Coldiani and First Mate Tommy “Pretzelmaster” Smith to face the judges. The trial did not take long. Heather Anne was an eyewitness to the murders of her father, and the three crewmen. Also, Her Majesty had let her most trusted guards “interrogate” the defendants, using any means at their disposal, which meant torture. After a session on the rack, and a taste of hot pincers on their naked flesh, both men confessed their guilt. The judges sentenced Captain Coldiani and First Mate Tommy to be taken out to sea on the Black Death, and there to be hung from her yardarm until they be dead.

     Tommy and the captain were kept in separate cells in the brig aboard the Black Death for their final voyage. They were also blindfolded and gagged so that they could not communicate with each other. The ship and the escorts sailed to a spot about five miles off the English coast. Then the prisoners were brought above decks, and the sentence read out. The royal executioner then asked if either had any last words. The captain didn’t have any, but Tommy made a short speech, the main thrust of which was that no man should ever trust a woman! Following this, the executioner put the nooses around the prisoners’ necks, opened their pants so that their dicks were exposed and led them to just under the yardarm. There, the free ends of the nooses were tossed up over the yardarm, to sailors on the other side. These sailors then pulled on the ropes, lifting the captain and Tommy ever so slowly to their deaths. Both men struggled for several minutes, with the more athletic Tommy lasting a full 10 minutes. They each shot a massive load of cum just at the end, and then as their dicks became flaccid, piss slowly snaked down their legs. Once all movement had ceased, the sailors tied off the free ends, leaving the bodies dangling from the yardarm.

    Then the sailors and witnesses returned to the escort ships. The admiral of the fleet was asked what was to be done with the bodies. He replied, “Leave them hanging where they are. And fire a cannonball into the decks of the Black Death. Let the ship take her captain and first mate down to their watery grave.” So the ship was sunk, and the captain and Tommy began their journey to the bowels of Hell.