Monday, February 22, 2016

In And Out

   ( A special thank you to Wrock for providing the illustrations!) 
   

     Chris Cross was a young Englishman studying at Oxford University in 1459. He was very handsome, 28 years old, 5’11” tall and weighing 180 pounds with brown hair and eyes. It was just another day at university, when suddenly he entered one of his history classes, and saw a man who appeared a few years younger, and obviously from Eastern Europe. Chris immediately was drawn to the stranger, and asked a fellow classmate about him.

     “Oh, that’s Matei! He’s the eldest son of a general in service to Prince Vlad Tepes, the ruler of Wallachia. His father sent him over here to get a western education. He seems to be a loner, I’ve never seen him with anyone.”

     “Well, he sure is hot. I love that dark tan he has. I’m going to chat with him after class.”

     Sure enough, as soon as the class let out, Chris went up to Matei and accidentally bumped into him.

     “Hey, watch where you’re going!” Matei yelled.

     “I’m sorry! I’m so clumsy. I see we’re in the same history class. What’s your name?”

     “Matei Juroslav! I’m from Wallachia. Who are you?”

     “Chris Cross at your service! Hey, I just got a wicked idea. Since we’re in the same class, why don’t we study together? You seem to be very well versed in history, especially Eastern European. You could help me out with Eastern European history and I could help you out with Western European history. What do you say?”

      “Sure, Chris. But where would we study?”

     “How about in my rooms? I’m over in the King Richard I wing.”

     “Cool! I’m in that wing too. Lead the way, Chris.” The two men walked and as they did, Chris kept stealing glances at Matei. He figured Matei was about 5’8” and maybe 20 pounds lighter than Chris, but he was especially attracted to Matei’s brown hair and eyes.

     “Hey, Matei, I’m 28, how old are you?”

     “I’m 25. Where is your room again? We just passed mine.”

     “You’re kidding? That was your room? We’re neighbors, buddy! This one is mine.” The two men go into the room, and begin to study but Matei wants to rest, because he’s very tired. Chris tells him to go lay down in his bed. Matei goes in, but as he gets under the covers, he notices that Chris only has paintings of hot, young nude men, no women. Could it be that his new friend is gay, like Matei? He had dreaded being sent to London for studies, since he knew nobody and the fact that he was gay meant that he might not have a man to go to bed with for quite some time. In fact, his father had sent him here hoping that Matei would grow out of this “phase”. Matei had to find out whether Chris was gay as well. He ran back into the main room.

     “Chris, what are these nude male paintings in your bedroom?”

     “Why do you ask? And how do you feel about them, Matei?”

     “They turn me on, Chris, and I think they turn you on too. I know I’m gay, and I think you are too. Am I right?”

     “Yes, you are right, Matei. And I didn’t accidentally bump you in the hall. I think you’re very sexy, and I like you a lot. I may even be falling in love with you.”

     “Chris, now it’s my turn to confess. I was smitten with you before you even bumped into me. I was looking for a reason to meet you. That’s why I told our mutual friend that if you asked about me, he was to tell you what he did. So now what should we do, Chris?”

     Instead of answering, Chris grabbed Matei and pulled him back into the bedroom. Both men quickly disrobed, jumped into the bed and were engaged in passionate sex within minutes. They found that they were a perfect match, and became inseparable. They spent countless hours on that bed, deepening their love for each other day by day.

     A few weeks later, Matei came to Chris. “Chris, I need to talk to you about something.”

     “Sure, Matei. You know I’m always here for you.”

     “The war between Prince Vlad and the Ottoman Empire is not going well. My father has ordered me to return to Wallachia immediately. I don’t want to lose you, Chris. Will you come with me? Father knows I’m gay, so we can live openly on his estate.”

     “Sure, Matei. I’d love to see your country.”

     “Even if it were dangerous, Chris? I’d never forgive myself if something happened to you because of me.”

     “How could it be dangerous?”

      “Chris, Prince Vlad and my father have ruined the lives of my people. My father has no idea, but for the last year, I’ve been talking with representatives of the Ottoman Empire. The plan has always been that when I was returned home, that I would become a spy for the Empire. Do you realize what would happen to me and anyone close to me were I captured?”

     “Matei, I could not live without you. And I want to help you free your homeland from the tyrants ruling it. Not only will I go back to Wallachia with you, I’ll help you in your work. I do love you!” With that, the decision was made. They left the next day on the long journey from London to Wallachia.

     A few weeks later, they arrived in Wallachia. The general was happy to see his eldest son back home, and even welcomed Chris warmly. The two were given a guesthouse on the property so that they could have privacy. Everything seemed to be going well. Unknown to the general, however, both Matei and Chris began collecting information about Wallachian troop movements, and passing it on to an operative of the Ottoman Empire.

     After a few months, Prince Vlad summoned the general and asked him “It seems that whenever our forces plan a major attack, the Ottomans seem to always anticipate and parry it. Could there be a spy in our midst?”

     “I have noticed it too, Your Highness. I don’t know who the spy could be. Do you have any suggestions?”

     “Just one, general. Should this continue another fortnight, I may think that the spy is you? Would you like to spend time with the royal torturer?”

     “No, Your Highness. And a plan just struck me. I will create some false plans, and leave them lying around. I’ll have one of my best spies keep them under surveillance. I’ll instruct him to not arrest the one who takes them, but follow him, so that we get not just the spy, but the Ottoman agent as well.”

      “That sounds like an excellent plan, general. It had better work; your life may depend upon its success! Now go!”

     “Yes, Your Highness! At once! It will be done as you command” With that, General Juroslav left the palace and returned home. He quickly conferred with his top spy, Janus Romanyi, and told him of the planned trap. That night, the general left the fake plans on a desk in his office, and retired to bed. Romanyi was hidden in a secret room with a peephole so that he could keep watch on the desk. He did not have to wait long. About an hour later, he saw someone pick up the plans and tuck them in his pocket. When the person turned around, Romanyi was stunned to see that is was the general’s son, Matei! He knew he needed to follow him and see what else transpired. He saw Matei return to the guesthouse, and about 10 minutes later, Chris came out of the guesthouse and walked into the woods surrounding the estate. Romanyi followed at a safe distance. He saw Chris stop in a clearing in the forest, and there was a strange man with him. He watched as Chris gave the plans to the man, who then copied them by hand and returned them. He had hoped they would both leave together, but Chris went back to the guesthouse, while the other man left in the opposite direction. He followed Chris, and then watched as Matei returned the originals to his father’s desk. Once Matei left, he went and woke the general.

     “General Juroslav, I have found our spies!”

     “Spies? Excellent! Where is the Ottoman agent?”

     “I could not follow him. He went one way and our spy went another. I chose to follow our man so that I could have total proof of both of our spies’ guilt! Besides, those plans are worthless. The Turks will follow them and find that we aren’t there.”

     “Very good Romanyi. So tell me, who are our spies? Who has betrayed the fatherland?”

     “General, it is my sad duty to report that the spies are your son, Matei and his English lover, Chris!”

     “What? I don’t believe it! My own flesh and blood would never betray me! You lie!”

     “I wish I was, general, but this is what I saw.” Romanyi then described the actions of both young men, down to the hunting tunics they wore.

    “Damn them both! I bought those matching hunting tunics as a gift for them yesterday. They’ve never worn them before. You could not have described them so accurately if you hadn’t seen them. It pains me, but I order you to take 10 of my best men, enter the guesthouse, and arrest my son and Chris. Bring them to me in my study! Now go!”

     Chris and Matei, meanwhile, were back in the guesthouse celebrating their latest successful espionage for the Turks. They spent about an hour fucking each other, and as Matei finished fucking Chris for the final time; they both fell asleep naked with Matei still inside Chris.

     About thirty minutes after they fell asleep, the soldiers broke down the door of the guesthouse, and headed directly for the bedroom, where the two spies were still sleeping soundly. Romanyi shook them both, awakening them.


     Matei and Chris awoke to a sight of Romanyi and 10 other men surrounding their bed, all armed to the teeth, while they were both naked. Chris was frozen in fear, but Matei knew that the only hope of getting out of this situation was to show no fear and to try and take control of it.

     “Romanyi, I know you! What is the meaning of barging into my home like this? My father will have you executed. Leave now, and I won’t tell him!”

     “Very funny, traitor! Your father sent us here with orders to arrest both of you. You and Chris are under arrest as of this minute!”

     “Arrest? On what charges? Sleeping too soundly?”

     “You two are under arrest charged with espionage against the Principality of Wallachia! Now, enough questions! Get out of bed, but do not get dressed! Your father has ordered us to return with you to his house, there to face his interrogation. He will then decide how to dispense with your cases. It will go better if you confess your crimes!”

     “Why are we not allowed to get dressed?”

     “Your father’s orders are that we are to take you back to his house as we found you. Guards, I tire of Matei’s questions. Drag them from their bed and bind their arms and legs! General Juroslav awaits us!” With that, the guards roughly grabbed Chris and Matei, and although both men fought bravely, they were no match for the guards, and soon found themselves bound and gagged. The guards shoved and pushed Chris and Matei all the way to the general’s house. Once there, they entered the general’s study. Chris looked up in awe and fear, seeing the rage in Matei’s father’s eyes. Matei, meanwhile, was still feverishly trying to find a way out of this predicament. He had to find out what his father knew.

     “Father, arrest these men! Look at how they have treated your son!” The general did not reply, but stood and walked up to his bound son, and struck him violently across the face! Matei now knew that his father was very furious about something, although he still had no idea how they had been caught.

     Romanyi broke the silence. “General Juroslav, I observed this man, Matei Juroslav enter your study tonight while you slept and steal the battle plans from your desk. I then followed him back to the guesthouse where he lives with his lover, the Englishman, Chris Cross. I waited outside for a few minutes, and the Englishman left the guesthouse and entered the dense forest surrounding the estate. I then saw him share the plans with an unknown man who made a copy of the plans before returning the originals to the Englishman. The Englishman then returned to the cottage and gave Matei Juroslav back the plans.”

     The general looked at his son. “These are serious charges that Romanyi has alleged. What do you and your lover, Chris, have to say for yourselves?”

     Matei replied, “ It is all lies, father. He seeks to drive a wedge between us. Do not believe him!”

     “If these charges are false, my son, answer me this. How did Romanyi describe in perfect detail the hunting tunics that I gave you just yesterday, and that you had not yet worn in public?”

     Both men hung their heads. They knew there was no satisfactory answer. They had worn those tunics during their espionage antics that night.

     The general then continued, “The only way that Romanyi could have seen either of you in those tunics is if you wore them while you were betraying Wallachia. Your silence speaks volumes. Guards, take these two prisoners to the castle. I order that they be put in separate cells across from each other in the dungeon. Do not cause any harm to either man. I will speak with Prince Vlad in the morning, and explain that I have captured the spies. The Prince will then decide what will happen to them. Now, get them out of my sight! From this moment onward, Matei Juroslav is not my son! Henceforth, he will be referred to as Matei the spy! It is so ordered.”

     The guards then dragged both men out of the study. Both men were screaming and yelling, begging for mercy. Matei was pleading with his father, hoping that his father’s love might still win out over his rage. It was useless, however. The general remained stoic, and gradually the cries of the prisoners faded into the night, as they soon found themselves deposited into dark, dank cells beneath the dreaded castle.

     The cells were very small. They were square, measuring 6 feet on each side. There were no windows, just an opening in the door covered with iron bars. There was also a small hinge at the bottom just large enough to shove a bowl of swill through. Prince Vlad did not want his guests to starve, at least not yet. Completing the furnishings, there was a hole in the floor that the prisoner had to use to urinate and defecate, and the prisoner was forced to sleep on the cold stone floor. Prisoners were also kept naked at all times, it was feared that they might use clothing to harm themselves.

     Matei spoke through the bars to Chris. “Chris, my lover, we must remain strong. If we can outlast the trials and torture that Prince Vlad employs on us, my father may yet change his mind and rescue us. It is vital that we do not break and confess.”

     “Matei, that is all well and good for you, but I am not his son. He will feel no fatherly affection for me; he will possibly even blame me for your becoming a spy. What will become of me?”

     “Chris, is not your father Lord Cross, friend of the King of England? Demand that he be contacted. The prince will not risk alienating the English.”

     “That is a great idea, Matei. I love you so much. How I wish that I could hold you in my arms as we did earlier tonight!”

     “We will do so again, Chris. Have faith, we shall prevail. At worst, the prince will order our exile. We can then return to London and live in luxury there. Now, let us get some sleep. We shall need all of our strength in the morning.” Both men then lay down and tried as best they could to get some rest.

     In the morning, even before breakfast, Matei and Chris were taken still naked from their cells, bound by their wrists and ankles with thick rope and dragged through several hallways. Finally, a great door was opened, and there on his throne sat the evil and sadistic Prince Vlad Tepes, with General Juroslav on his right. There was another foreign looking man on the prince’s left, but neither one recognized him. Matei and Chris’ nightmare had just begun!

     “Well, so these two dared to spy against me and against Wallachia! You thought to help those damned Turks in their attempt to destroy me and take over our country! Speak! Have you nothing to say for yourselves?”

     Matei spoke first. “What crimes are we charged with?”

     “You stand charged individually of espionage against the Principality of Wallachia and of sodomy. How do you plead?”

     “We are innocent, Your Highness! What you have been told is lies. Ask my father. He knows that I am a devoted son and your devoted subject! And Chris is simply a friend of mine from university.”

     The general then spoke. “As I told you earlier, Prince Vlad, I have already publicly disowned this man. He is not my son, and he is guilty of espionage.”

     Prince Vlad now turned his gaze upon Chris. “Well, my young English friend. What have you to say for yourself?”

     “I am an English subject, son of Lord Cross, personal friend of His Majesty, King Henry VI. I demand that the embassy be made aware of my situation.”

     “Pardon my manners. I have anticipated you. This man to my left is Earl Withers, the English ambassador to Wallachia. Now, what else do you have to say?”

     “Like Matei, I am innocent! Earl Withers, please get a message to my father.”

     “I will send His Lordship a message letting him know what has transpired. But it will take a week or more for him to receive it, and another week for his reply to come to me. Prince Vlad, will you grant a two week delay in their trials so that I may get further instructions from my government?”

     “I do not like waiting, but I will grant it. However, they will remain in the dungeon cells for those two weeks. Whether I have heard from you by then or not, Earl Withers, their trials shall commence two weeks from today. I have spoken! Now, get these traitors out of my sight!”

     With that, the guards grabbed the prisoners and dragged them back to their cells. For the next two weeks, they kept talking between the cells, trying to keep their spirits up. But with each day, they knew that their time was growing shorter.

     Suddenly, one morning, they were again bound and dragged into the throne room. Prince Vlad was on his throne, and the General and ambassador were also present.

     “Very well, Earl Withers. Have you received your government response?”

     “Yes, Your Highness. The English position is this: Should Chris and Matei not confess, we would be agreeable to their being exiled on pain of death to London. However, should they confess of their own volition, then the crown will not object to any punishment you may see fit to order in this case.”

     “Very well. Thank you, Earl Withers. You may leave us now.”

     Once the ambassador left, Prince Vlad turned once again to the prisoners. “You two have pled not guilty to both espionage and sodomy. I now order the guards to take you to the Royal Torture Chamber for your trial!”

    With that, the two were dragged out of the throne room, and to the torture chamber, all the while protesting their innocence and that any confession obtained under torture would not be voluntary.

     The guards dragged the naked men into the torture chamber. Both prisoners’ eyes opened wide in awe and fear as they looked at the dimly lit room, and saw the various terrible items used to maim and disfigure men in order to gain confessions. The head torturer approached the guards and ordered the guards to place the men face up on two adjacent racks. While both Chris and Matei put up a valiant fight, neither man was able to prevent the guards from binding them to the rack. Once they were secured, the head torturer walked in between both men.

    “Welcome to my chamber, I understand you’re both charged with espionage and sodomy. My, we’ve been naughty young men! Now, before we begin, I do have to ask you both for the record if you’re ready to admit your guilt and sign your confessions? So, do you admit your guilt?”

     Both men answered as one. “We are not guilty of either charge. We are both innocent men. Please release us!”

     “I’m afraid that is not possible. I was told to secure your confessions, and I must do that, or I may soon be taking your place on the rack! Now, it is time to begin your tortures. I think I’ll start with this sword. It’s nice and dull.”

     Chris looked up in fear. “What are you going to do with that?”

     “This!” And without another word, he grabbed Chris’ right nipple in one hand, and with the other ever so slowly sliced it off. Chris was screaming and crying out the entire time as well as pulling against his restraints. Then the head torturer ordered his assistant to take a hot iron from the fire, and cauterize the wound. This brought more pain, and a fresh series of screams from Chris.

     The torturer looked at Chris, his right breast permanently maimed, and demanded, “Now do you confess your guilt, traitor?”

     Matei was worried that Chris might crack under the pain, and yelled out, “Be strong, Chris. We have nothing to fear, we are innocent!”

     “It is true that few men break under the early tortures, but I had hoped that two young men who have obviously led pampered lives would crack sooner. Still, if you won’t confess, then we must continue!” He then bent over Chris, and placed his mouth over Chris’ left nipple. He then bit down, severing the nipple. He took the nipple from his mouth, showed it to Chris, and then dropped the nipple into the fire, destroying it. This time, he allowed the wound to bleed for a few minutes, while Chris constantly screamed in agony and pulled at his restraints. Then he allowed his assistant to use the white-hot iron to cauterize that breast. Both breasts resembled volcanoes, red and angry at the top, with rivers of blood coursing down the breasts not unlike molten lava.

     “CONFESS, TRAITOR!”

     Matei had grown more confident since so far no tortures had been inflicted on him. He reasoned that his father had given the torturers orders not to harm him, but to try to get confessions by torturing Chris. “Chris, stay strong! We are not guilty of anything!”

     “I am growing tired of listening to this traitor and his constant noise! It is time to give him something to make noise over!”  He took the white-hot iron in his hands, and held it firmly against Matei’s left nipple. As Matei screamed and tried to escape, the iron both reduced his nipple to ashes as well as instantly cauterized the wound to keep bleeding to a minimum.

     “Now, will you traitors confess, or must I continue the tortures! Personally, I don’t care! I love torturing and disfiguring young hot virile men!”

     Although their voices were weak from screaming, both men cried out in unison, “We have committed no crime! We are innocent!”

     “Very well! Let’s see, I cut off one nipple with a dull sword, I bit off and then burned up another nipple, I used a white-hot iron to burn off a third one. Now, what can I do to destroy this traitor’s remaining nipple? Ah, I have it!” He went to one of the walls of the dungeon, and returned carrying a small beaker. Ever so slowly, he poured out the contents one drop at a time on Matei’s final nipple. As the acid made contact with the skin, it instantly dissolved the nipple, as Matei found fresh voice to scream in his agony as he thrashed about on the rack!

     “CONFESS”

     Matei could do nothing but continue screaming in pain, so Chris spoke up. “You have heard us, you evil spawn of Satan! We are innocent!”

     “Very well! I warned you! The tortures will only get worse!” He then turned to two assistants poised by the gear at the top of each rack.

     “We’re going to rack them slowly. Turn the gear one notch, then wait thirty seconds, and turn it another notch. Keep this up until I order you to stop or until they confess.”

     For the first 5 minutes, neither Chris nor Matei had any trouble enduring the pain. It felt like mild stretching exercises. But then, suddenly, both men could feel their joints straining and loosening. What they didn’t know was that Prince Vlad had given secret orders to the Royal Torturer not to dislocate their joints. He didn’t want them dying before they suffered the humiliation of impalement. Both men began moaning in obvious discomfort.

     “Torturers, stop and let them rest for a minute. So, are you traitorous sodomites ready to confess to your crimes?”

     Getting their breath back, both men almost whispered, “We are innocent!”

     “Since you are sodomites, I will now start a third torture while my assistants continue racking your bodies. I have here two pears. Aren’t they lovely? They’re 10” long, and when fully expanded will open to a width of 4”. They are going in your asses and they will come out only when you confess. Feel free to cry out when you want to confess. I won’t ask the question again, but I will stop only when BOTH of you confess!”

     He then went to each man, and found no difficulty in inserting the pear. “My, you two have the loosest asses I’ve seen. The only thing other than my pear that could get them that loose is another man’s dick, so it’s very obvious that you’re both gay! Now to begin opening these lovely flowers inside of you!”

     As his assistants kept stretching the men on the rack, the Royal Torturer began turning the screws to open the pears. He opened them to one inch with no discomfort to either man. Then he opened it to 2 inches, and Matei, who had fucked Chris more than Chris had fucked him, began to feel real pain. His ass wasn’t quite as loose as Chris’ was, and he also realized that his hopes of being rescued by his father were now dashed. Even if he were rescued, he’d be an invalid the rest of his days.

     “STOP! I will confess! We are guilty as charged!”

     “Your partner remains silent. They do not come out until you both confess!” With that, he increased the pears to 2 ½ inches.

     “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Chris, all is lost. The pear is tearing me up inside. Please confess!”

     “Very well! I cannot let my lover suffer any longer. I too confess. We are guilty as charged!”

     “Torturers, stop racking the traitors. Release them so that they can sign their confessions. And, traitors, a word of warning for you both. If either of you refuse to sign, you will be returned to the rack, the pears will be re-inserted, and I will open both to their maximum width of 4 inches!”

     Both Chris and Matei were released and sat at a table. On the table were two confessions, identical except for the names. Here is Chris’ confession.

     “I, Chris Cross, hereby admit my guilt to the charge of spying for the Ottoman Empire against the Principality of Wallachia and it’s ruler, Prince Vlad Tepes.

      I further admit that I am guilty of engaging in sodomy with Matei the spy, which is illegal in the Principality of Wallachia.

     I give this confession freely and under no duress this 27th day of October in the year of our Lord 1459.

     Signed, Chris Cross

     Matei asked why his surname of Juroslav was not on the confessions.

     “You have been disowned by your father, and thus you have no surname. You are simply Matei the spy.”

     Once Matei had signed his confession, the Royal Torturer ordered one assistant to take the signed confessions to Prince Vlad, while the guards returned the admitted traitors and sodomites to their cells. Once in their cells, they lay down for about an hour to try and get their strength back. Once the hour was up, they returned to the front of the cells and began talking with each other.

     “Matei, what will Prince Vlad order now that we have confessed?”

      “He could order our executions, Chris!”

     “What? NO!!!! We’re too young!”

     “Relax, Chris. He still wants to appease your government. I think that he’ll order our exile, under pain of death should we ever return to Wallachia.”

     “I’d never come here. We could live openly on my father’s estate. And one day, I will be Lord Cross. We’d never want for anything.”

     “That would be wonderful, Chris. I never want to be separated from you again. I love you!”

    “I love you too, Matei!”

     “Now, let’s try to rest and get some sleep. We’ll probably be taken before Prince Vlad in the morning. We’ll need to be well rested.” With that, they both went and lay down upon the cold stone floor. They slept soundly until the morning.

     As the first rays of the sun shone on the dark, foreboding castle, the guards came and bound both Chris and Matei by their wrists and ankles. They were then dragged naked to the throne room. Prince Vlad sat on his throne, but neither the English ambassador nor General Juroslav were present.

     “Well. I see the admitted traitors and sodomites are here for their sentencing. Have you anything to say before I pass sentence?”

     Chris spoke up first. “Yes, Your Highness, I do not see the English ambassador. Has there been no word from the English government?”

     “Yes, I did receive a message from the embassy. Here it is.”

     “Prince Vlad,

              Due to the fact that our citizen, Chris Cross, has confessed to both espionage and sodomy, the English government has no further interest in his case. His father expresses his extreme disappointment, and apologizes to you and the people of Wallachia for his son’s actions. You are free to administer any punishment you see fit; there will be no protest from the English government.

     Earl Withers, Ambassador to Wallachia “

     “No! How can my father and my country abandon me? It’s not fair!”

     Matei now asked, “Where is my father, General Juroslav?”

     “Your former father is now leading my troops in battle against the hated Turks. He was offered the chance to be here, but he said that he didn’t care what happened to his former son and his lover.”

     “No! Disowned and abandoned by my father as well! Woe is me!”

     Then Chris spoke up again. "Most Powerful V...Vlad,
I...I... I beg y...your mercy an...d seek your f..forgiveness."

"Pl...please spare us and forgive ou...r crimes.  We swear to... to you th..at it will never happ...en again. . We pledge o...our loyalty to y...you"


     “Now, it is time to pass sentence for your admitted crimes of espionage and sodomy. Chris Cross and Matei the spy, it is hereby ordered that you be taken back to your cells, that you be given only enough nourishment to keep you alive, and that three days from today, on the 31st day of October in the year of our Lord 1459, that you both be dragged naked from your cells at dawn, that you be paraded through the streets of Targoviste to the town square, and there you be put to death by impalement. May God have mercy on your souls, although I suspect he will condemn you as I do to the eternal fires of HELL!”

     At this, Prince Vlad rose, ordered the traitors returned to their cells, and left the throne room. Both Chris and Matei were dragged back to their cells. They were screaming and pleading for their lives all the way, with their screams fading the deeper into the bowels of the dungeon they went.

     Back in their cells, both men sat in dread and fear of how their lives would be cut short in less than three days.

    Chris had never heard of death by impalement. He had lots of questions.

    “Matei, what will happen to us? How will they kill us?”

    “Are you sure you want to know, Chris? It’s a very barbaric execution. He probably chose it because it is both a very humiliating execution, and it will mock our love for one another.”

     “How will it do that?”

     “Chris, my father used to bring me to the square to watch public executions by impalement. The condemned is dragged through the streets naked, while the public spits on him, throw rotten fruits and vegetables at him, and hurl vile insults at him. He’s usually bruised and bloody before he makes it to the square. I hate to admit it, Chris, but witnessing these public executions was an event I always looked forward to.”

    “It sounds terrible. Will they do that to us?”

    “Yes, Chris, I’m afraid that they will do all of those things to us.”

     “What about when we get to the square? How will our execution mock our love?”

     “Chris, you know how much you love feeling my cock inside you?”

     “Yes, Matei. It’s the best feeling in the world.”

     “Chris, they will lie us flat on the ground next to a hole that is 3-4 feet deep. Our arms and legs will be anchored by chains to metal hoops, keeping us from moving and leaving us in an X-shape. On the other side will be a large pole, about 10 feet long, and around 3 inches in diameter, greased and with a rounded tip. Several big, strong men will pick up the pole and line it up with our ass hole. They will hold it so that the tip barely touches the hole. At the other end of the pole will be a very large strong man, about medium height and very stocky. He will pick up a mallet, and strike the end of the pole driving it into our asses. He will keep hitting it, until it has passed the sphincter, and is traveling roughly parallel with the spine. As it progresses it will push aside our internal organs, since the end is rounded and not pointed. Once he is satisfied that the pole is firmly inside us, he will stop hitting it, and will instruct the other men to lift the pole and set it in the hole. The hole is the same diameter as the pole, so it will stay upright. More dirt will be packed around it to give it stability. We will be left dangling from the top of the pole until we die.”

     “Matei, that is indeed barbaric. I don’t know if I can take that much pain. If they must execute us, why not a quick execution, like beheading?”

     “Chris, this evil prince revels in pain and torture, as we’ve experienced first hand. He never gives a man a quick death.”

     “Well, Matei, what will happen to us on the pole, and what will happen to the pole inside us?”

     “Chris, since no vital organs have been damaged, we’ll still be very much alive, in extreme pain, but alive. The pole will continue passing through our bodies until it pokes an exit hole. If we’re lucky, it will come through the throat, and out the mouth, rendering us unable to speak, and thus depriving the crowd of at least part of their fun. But Prince Vlad’s executioners are very expert. Almost always, the pole exits at or near the shoulder, which means it missed the vocal chords, and we’ll be able to continue screaming! Also, we will slide very slowly down the pole, but since it’s bigger closer to the ground, we’ll never slide all the way down.”

     “Matei, that sounds horrible. I sure hope that my pole exits my mouth. Maybe my silence will encourage the crowd to urge a quick death for me.”

     “Meanwhile, while this is going on, the crowd will continue to pelt us with whatever is handy, even rocks and stones. Also, since our bodies are naked, various animals will attack us. Ravens, mice, roaches, ants and other vermin. The ravens and mice will bite and peck at our exposed areas, like our cocks and balls, and our eyes. The insects will invade every opening and orifice that they can find. We will be consumed both from the inside and the outside while we still live. And in the hot midday heat, our skin will blister and peel.”

     “My God, Matei. Has this prince not heard of mercy? How long will it take us to die? I hope it’s quick.”

     “That is the irony of it, Chris. Your body will be undergoing a constant onslaught of pain, but death will not be swift. I have seen men live up to 4 days while impaled. And since we’re both in excellent physical shape, I imagine we’ll take close to 4 days to die.”

     “NO!!!!! 4 days upon that accursed pole! I can’t even imagine it. What will happen once we are dead? Will our bodies be returned to our families for burial, or will we be buried in unmarked graves on the castle grounds?”

     “Neither, Chris. Prince Vlad has standing orders that any men condemned to die by impalement be left on the pole after they die, until their corpses rot away. Once we’re on that pole, we’re never coming off.”

     “Why would he leave our bodies to rot on those poles? Has the man no sense of decency and mercy?”

     “No, he doesn’t. But we’re admitted traitors against Wallachia. The bodies will be left to rot as a warning to anyone else foolish enough to oppose his rule! Now we need to get some sleep. And remember, Chris, I will always love you!”

     “And I will always love you, Matei!” Both men then fell asleep. For the next two days, they were given enough food and water to keep them alive and allowed brief periods of exercise to help build their stamina.

     The night before their execution, both men tried without success to get some sleep. Every time they closed their eyes, all they could see was images in their minds of their naked, broken bodies hoisted high upon the poles like macabre flags.

     Promptly at 6am, the guards came for Matei. They bound his arms in front of him with a strong rope, and then began dragging the naked Matei from his cell. Chris watched this in horror and confusion.

     “Where are you taking Matei? And why aren’t you taking me?”

     “The executioner wants us to take you to the square separately. We’ll tie this traitor down, and then be back for you, you English whelp!”

      Matei tried to call out his undying love for Chris, but the guard nearest him struck him across the face and told him to move on! And with that, they dragged Matei out onto the castle grounds and headed for the town square. The path was lined with townspeople on both sides of the road. They rapidly began pelting Matei with all sorts of rotten fruits and vegetables. A few resourceful folk even threw buckets of piss and shit that they’d saved just for the occasion. By the time Matei reached the square, his young body was covered with black and blue marks, and he stunk from all the waste that had been hurled at him. Most embarrassing was that his cock was standing tall and proud, the abuse had caused his cock to rise to full mast. He looked up briefly at the square and saw the two dreaded poles, with the holes each pole would soon be planted in, with him and Chris waving from the tops like flags. He was quickly forced to the ground, face-up, and his arms and legs chained to the metal rings, leaving him spread out in an X-shape. 

     “Well, that’s one traitor ready to meet his end. Now, let’s go get that fine young Englishman!”

     A few minutes later, the guards were in Chris’ cell, tying his hands in back of his naked body. They wanted to make sure that the public had an ample opportunity to strike his balls and dick with their weapons. They didn’t want Chris to be able to defend himself with his bound hands. The only downside was that they had to drag Chris backwards to the site of his execution. As the procession exited the grounds of the castle, and started on the main road to the square, a cheer went up from the people lining the road. Unlike the usual victims, dark-skinned Wallachians, here was a fair-skinned Englishmen. They knew that their rotten vegetation would definitely leave marks on such a fine specimen. They kept hurling things at Chris, marking his pecs, abs, dick and balls. By the time they arrived at the square, his entire front was a mask of black and blue. And unlike Matei, who was proud and erect when he was tied down, Chris’ balls had been hit so many times that they’d retreated up into his groin for protection. As a result, his cock just lay there soft and flaccid as they bound him next to Matei.

     Chris turned to Matei as he was being bound. “Matei, look what they’ve done to your beautiful body! Still, I can see beneath the wounds. I love you and always will!”

     “Yes, Chris, and it looks like they’ve really hurt you badly as well. But I’ll always love you. And I just had a happy thought. The holes that were dug for our poles are next to each other. If they plant the poles so that we face each other, we may be able to converse and encourage each other as we die!”

     “That would be wonderful, Matei!”

     Suddenly one of the guards spoke. “SILENCE! It is time for the reading of the death sentences!”

     A man walked into the middle of the square, and faced the two condemned men. Both of them opened their eyes in shock and disbelief. Standing in front of them, looking down on their bound and naked bodies, was none other that General Juroslav, Matei’s former father. He then pulled the death warrant from his pocket and began reading it.

     “Whereas, Matei the spy, former son of General Juroslav, has confessed to committing espionage against the Principality of Wallachia
     And whereas, Matei the spy has also confessed to entering into sodomy with Chris Cross

     And whereas, Chris Cross, a guest in this country, has also confessed to committing espionage against the Principality of Wallachia

     And whereas, Chris Cross, has also confessed to entering into sodomy with Matei the spy,

     Therefore, it is hereby ordered that Matei the spy, former son of General Juroslav, be put to death by impalement. His body will be left on the pole until it has rotted away as if he never existed. Anyone speaking the name of this traitor will be arrested and put to death!

     It is further ordered that Chris Cross, a guest in this country who has spurned our hospitality shall also be put to death by impalement. His body will also be left on the pole until it has rotted away as if he never existed. And anyone speaking his name will be arrested and put to death!

     Signed, this 28th day of October in the year of our Lord 1459

     Vlad Tepes

     Prince of Wallachia”

     “Royal Executioner, you may commence!”

     Chris spoke up. “But you haven’t asked us if we had any last words!”

     “Traitor, you and your co-conspirator have already had your last words when you were talking to each other on the square!”

     With that, four strong guards picked up one of the poles and put the rounded end so that it barely touched Matei’s ass. Matei moaned, knowing what would come next.

     The Royal Executioner then picked up a large, heavy mallet, and struck a mighty blow to the flat end of the pole, causing it to enter Matei’s anal passage.

     “AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! It hurts so much!!! It’s so big!!!! Take it out!!!!! Mercy!!!!!!” But his pleas fell on deaf ears. Even Chris was frozen in shock by the sheer brutality, plus the knowledge that he would soon find out exactly what that felt like.

     For the next 5 minutes, to the cheers and jeers of the crowd, the Royal Executioner kept striking the pole, pushing it further and further up into Matei. Matei was screaming and pleading for mercy the entire time. Finally, convinced that it was nestled firmly inside Matei, the Royal Executioner put down the mallet, and ordered that the pole be raised and nestled in its prepared hole.

     The guards lifted up the pole and placed it in the hole. They then held it in place as dirt was packed around it to keep it firmly rooted. Matei was almost 8 feet in the air, still screaming and waving his arms and legs back and forth trying to find some position to end the pain. Instead, all it did was cause him to slowly sink further down onto the pole.

     While Matei continued to wail and squirm on his pole, the Royal Executioner now turned his attention to Chris Cross. He was happy that Chris’ ass was totally white, and the hair around his hole perfectly outlined it, making it even easier to get the proper alignment for his pole.
Once again, it took about five minutes of pounding before the Royal Executioner was satisfied, with a cacophony of noise and sound, a mixture of Chris screaming and begging to be quickly slain, and Matei both screaming and begging to die, while he also would occasionally urge Chris to stay strong. The crowd, meanwhile, uttered every slur imaginable, cursing the men both for their espionage as well as for daring to love each other.

     Chris’ pole was raised into position. But his hopes of seeing his lover again were dashed. The Royal Executioner had heard the two men when they discussed possibly facing each other, and he was determined not to allow this. Instead, he ordered that the two men’s poles be placed so that the victims were back to back. This both prevented them the final pleasure of seeing each other, it also gave the crowd below an excellent view of both men in their final agonies.

     The grease on the poles combined with the men’s constant movement, caused them to continue to slide down the pole. About three hours after they had been raised up Matei gave out a great cry as the pole ripped a hole as it exited his left shoulder. 10 minutes later, Chris screamed as his pole exited on the right shoulder. The crowd yelled in glee. The condemned men would still be able to cry out, the poles had missed the voice boxes.



     “Look at the Wallachian! How proud he is of his dick! It’s fully erect.”

     “That’s true. But the poor Englishman’s dick is limp and flaccid. He must be scared!” Indeed, Chris’ dick had not recovered from being pelted on the way to the square.

     Both men continued to slide down on the pole for about another hour. Part of the reason was that they had both pissed and shit out of fear and pain, and the waste material further greased the already lubed poles. The public broke out in cheers and laughter as both men cried out in embarrassment at the humiliation of voiding themselves in public. The crowd kept throwing things at the men and yelling slurs and epithets until nightfall, when they went home. But they were back the next morning bright and early to continue the festivities.

     When they returned, they noticed the men screaming in pain and moving around quite a bit. Then they looked at the poles, and immediately saw why they were screaming. Climbing up the greased poles were armies of ants and roaches. They were climbing all over the traitors’ bodies, and into any orifice they could find. So many ants had entered Chris’ piss-slit that his dick looked erect, instead of flaccid as it was yesterday. This went on for the rest of the day and into the night. As they were returning to their homes, a few of the people noticed some ravens flying in, as well as mice and rats scurrying around.

     The third morning, the public returned. They heard Chris’ and Matei’s screams well before they reached the square. In fact, the screams seemed to be non-stop. They soon saw why. Rats had scurried up the poles, and some of them were busy tearing away and eating the two mens’ cocks. Meanwhile, two ravens had perched and were devouring their balls, while some more ravens were pecking out their eyes. Now mixing with the shit and piss on the poles, there was blood from these new wounds. This assault on the traitors’ bodies continued until mid-afternoon. Vultures alighted on each pole, and several others circled overhead. Everyone was excited. They knew that vultures meant that death was imminent. They only appeared when they sensed something or someone was very near death. Within the hour, Matei gave a loud moan and slumped dead on his pole. As soon as he did this, three huge vultures alighted and began tearing the flesh from his corpse. About 15 minutes later, Chris cried out that he’d always love Matei, and he also sagged into death’s embrace. Three more vultures dove and began devouring his flesh. The bodies were left on the poles as a warning to others. After about a week, there was nothing left of either corpse but their bones. The bones were left until finally they separated and fell off to the ground, where townsfolk took the bones to grind into fertilizer for their gardens.